The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
So I can’t sleep because my budgie is sick and I want to keep an eye on her. I watched Blackfish to pass the time and I thought about typing out an essay about why I think some zoos with animal ambassadors can do amazing work for their wild counter parts but I really can’t be asked with the possible backlash, and no one cares about my opinion anyway.
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
there are still school shooter fangirls on this website
do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?
These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol.
How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.
There is no downside to this at all
This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.